Designer: Deanna (She handmade everything Sasha is wearing).
“What am I doing out here? It’s dark, and this armband is cutting off the circulation in my hand.”
“and as whimsical and primitive and tribal as this outfit is supposed to be, I’m pretty sure actual Natives actually wore anything like this, but who knows, since I’ve never actually seen a real one before.”
“It’s starting to get really cold, too. And the mosquitoes are really bad, and all I’m wearing is this leather bra.”
“I hope I can remember where we parked.”
Give me one…no 5 good reasons as to why this belongs in the #Native American tag. please. I need a laugh
Oh hey, it’s that field that boring photographers love so much. This must be what it looks like when it’s not full of hipster jackoffs taking pictures of white people playing dress up.
I personally have no idea what the dogs re doing there though.
White people are weird.
(Source: rachellamariedee)
“I don’t know where I got this thing. I’ve been in a hypoglycemic haze for days.”
“Does anyone even know what this thing is? Apparently it’s a Native American but I wouldn’t know anything about that.”
untitled by Marina Refur on Flickr.
oh hey it’s a white waif lost in that field every hipster jackoff with a camera loves so much.
I hope this waif doesn’t run into some asshole in a headdress while gaily skipping through those amber waves of grain in her pursuit of gypsy magic or whatever racist trope she’s subscribed to.
New T-shirts are on pre order now!!!! http://muted.bigcartel.com/product/pre-order-tea-time
Sweet!
Hey everyone, come get your ridiculously dated representations of a marginalized race of people!
Nothing like a cheap silkscreened t-shirt to let everyone know what an out-of-touch jackhole you are.
meeee
What exactly are you doing?
Why did you smear marker on your face?
Put down the dreamcatcher before you hurt yourself.
Kyel Bond you funny man
Well, the gormless expression is pretty funny.
I’m just curious…what has this Kyle character done to earn that headdress?
Record collections full of Animal Collective b-sides might be pretty impressive, but they don’t really hold a lot of water with real Native Americans.
(via ayiman)
For some reason, this person looks cold.
Perhaps a wool beanie would be more appropriate. Maybe a sweater, too, instead of that…vest? I guess it looks kinda primitive which makes sense, since white folks love to reinforce how primitive indigenous folks are…
and why would someone attempt to put a fur fringe on the headdress? For that matter, why is this silly girl wearing a badge of office meant for the leaders of the Plains Nations?
and what’s with the lipstick smeared under her eyes? I think that’s supposed to be warpaint. I’m sure Brooklyn or wherever can get pretty hostile, but let’s not kid ourselves; lipstick isn’t warpaint and the lineup at your favourite taco stand isn’t really a war.
this is a really confusing picture.
(Source: samiibug)
this girl looks confused.
“Where am I? Why am I inappropriately wearing this sacred symbol belonging to indigenous peoples? Why did I trust that hipster jackass when they asked me to model for them?”
“Where the fuck is this field anyway? all I see are wistful white girls dressed in costumes as offensive and ridiculous as the one I’ve found myself in. Scratch that, some of them are worse.”
“I hope this photographer has some coke, because this evening is turning to shit really fast. I bet there isn’t even a Starbucks nearby.”
(Source: n-a-u-g-h-t-y-w-o-l-v-e-s)
